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Richard A Knaak 

A guy, who writes Warcraft books/lore.

Well known/hated by Blizzard fans for the creation of The League of Turbo Mary Sues and eye candy soccer moms {Rhonin, Med'an, Krasus, Veressa, and sadly Tyrandre}.

Despite lack of sastisfaction... Blizzard continues to hire him, much to the dismay of the fans...

This leads to many many many suicides per year.

Seriously, don't read the books. Want a sample? Ok....

Pretend, instead of singing, Soulja Boy, Brokencyde, Nickelback and Creed wrote books. Now conbine those books together...

Now you know.
Blizzard Fan: OMFG ITS A NEW WORLD OF WARCRAFT BOOK! Letme see who it's by...
Richard A Knaak! AAAAAWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!
*Buys it*

After reading 1 chapter

Blizz fan:..... Oh my God... you must be merciful... for allowing this person to write this CRAP! *Shoots self*
Richard A Knaak by Don't Die August 28, 2010
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Richard Moment 

A moment in time (or all the time for Richard) where something stupid/retarded happens. Usually during times of Richard Moments, the "Richard" is completely useless. Never let a person who has "Richard Moments" to do something for you. You are better off doing it yourself. "Richard Moment" is the putting it nicely whereas the real term is "Retard Moment"
Me: Go get my keys.
Richard: Uhhhmm? Durrrrhhh?
Me: What?
Richard: Durrrrr.
Me: Are you having a Richard Moment again? Damn these Richard Moments.
Richard Moment by Dawnster July 11, 2011

Richard Simpkin

A male residing in Bath, UK who loves AFI and Lara (and Stani.. but not in a gay way)
Ooh look it's a guy wearing an AFI shirt, baggy black trousers singing AFI sings and occasionally turning round to pull his girlfriend... must be Richard Simpkin then

Richard Simpkin

My good mate Rich, he loves AFI and if u steal any of his AFI things he'll scream at you, you should know better, tsk. A great funny guy that enjoys taking disco piss's.
P1: Who is that guy wearing black and an AFI t-shirt dancing and flicking the lights as he takes a piss?
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things

richard webb

biggest pile of shit on this planet,dick,asshole,cunt,bitch ect....
richard webb by 69golfclub October 9, 2016

richard ramirez 

the hottest serial killer that i would allow to do anything to me, i want him to fuck me til’ i cry and just can’t walk anymore. he’s fucking daddy. hail satan
richard ramirez is so fucking hot i’m losing my breath
richard ramirez by cinnamongirl111 November 9, 2022

Richard Ramirez 

the hottest serial killer out of all
he looks and walks like a supermodel and his cheekbones could cut a paper
what else can i say?

he is our daddy
Richard Ramirez is hot asf bro