Mouth Queef

When someone says something mildly inappropriate or unexpected. A small variant of verbal diarrhea.

Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.

by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018

Thunder Queef

A queef that is as loud as thunder. Can also be used to describe someone who queefs like thunder. Usually a very sexually active girl with a loose vagina.

Ex 1: I heard Greg's girl lets crazy thunder queefs out after sex.

Ex 2: Sterla you are one slutty thunder queef!!!

by GOO June 3, 2005

queef disbelief

This phenomenon occurs when a female queefs so loud during sex or masturbation that everyone involved just gives up on whatever they're doing to stare in awe at the vibrating beef flaps.

We all stopped in queef disbelief and stared at Brianna after she let one rip.

by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014

anal queefs

when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt

“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”

by carbonatedcumslut March 10, 2021

horse queef

a starting hand of Q 8 in texas hold em.

Dave takes the pot with a beautiful horse queef.

by Sounds Good To Me May 14, 2018

Sour Queef

1. A sour smelling vagina fart. Usually occurs during or after sex, and/or to a person with vaginal odor.

2. Used to negatively describe something, I.E a bad date, a failing grade, etc.

1. "During sex, she had a sour queef" "Damn! That's disgusting bro"
2. "I failed physics this semester." "Damn bro, what a sour queef."

by MarissaAngie July 18, 2014

Captain Queef

A title attributed to a female who navigates through sexual intercourse with consistent and audible gusts of vaginal air.

A woman who queefs a lot

"Thanks for the ride, Captain Queef. What's on tv?"

by Dr. Silly Penis August 27, 2009