poetterware

1. Software created by Lennart Poettering, notorious for its contentious and often disruptive innovations.

2. A term used derisively to describe software that, while aiming to revolutionize system architecture, frequently introduces complexity and controversy, leading to divided opinions among the developer community.

The new system update is full of poetterware, making simple tasks unnecessarily complicated and frustrating everyone involved.

by Dworak_of_sky June 4, 2024

Poet

I heard a story once...

Hym "About a legendary poet... He was incredibly popular with the lady's.... Because he had a fat cock amd for NO OTHER REASON... That is all."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

Poete

A butt eater, someone who smells like butt

That guy over there is such a Poete.

by Grizzly Graph March 28, 2024

Poetry personified

Poetry personified

The person reading this.

Poetry personified

by Snothile December 24, 2024

Poetic Substance

A genre of music-like poetry

I don't want to listen to trap music, play some poetic substance instead

by uveezátik February 19, 2026

Poetrical

Someone who writes a lot of poetry and enjoys writing it.

“You’ve written so many poems, you are so poetrical.”

by glizzybun February 20, 2026

Poet

A girl who is a silly worm and loves kuromi! She is very musical and loves all her freinds, she has strong opinions and doesn’t let people get in her way! If you find a poet, keep her. AND SHE IS GORGEOUS

Kaylee: my best freind is poet

Billy: she is so stubborn

Kaylee: thats why I love her

by Yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon June 7, 2025