Penaldogs

Little midgets, aged 5-12, who idolize a camel name Penaldo from Portugal. They are under the false impression that this man is the greatest football player of all time. They are most commonly delusional and later accept the fact that Messi is the GOAT. Most penaldogs also support a team called Real Madrid, which plays in the top division of Spanish football, called La Liga.

"You penaldogs don't know anything about football."

by Jaedon Mulakanchira February 24, 2025

Penandary

Someone who is indecisive; isn't straightforward or forthcoming; hesitates and uses non-commital wording.

I asked if we had to do it. Dom replied, 'Ideally'. But we had no choice. It was compulsory. He is so penandary.

by LJRLLI April 2, 2025

Penarsucker2000

It is a vacuum cleaner with googley eyes and lipstick that sucks on a guys Johnson.

Image:➡️🛟⬅️(penar hole)

🗿(penar)

🥵😫🤯(user)

Dude 1: bro last night I got my d slurped great by this girl
Dude 2: oh…
Dude 1: what? That is awesome
Dude 2: sure ig but kit as awesome as my penarsucker2000!
Dude 1: oh wow I must try it!
Dude 2: here *grabs from bag* try mine!
Dude 1: thanks! Umm why is there a pic of my sis on it??
Dude 2: u wanna use it or not
Dude 1: nuts the best in his life!

by Dlickerslurp_329! June 9, 2025

Penal columnization

A torture method consisting of cutting a man’s penis into 4 columns and pulling them off 1 by 1.

In that one gore film they tortured him via penal columnization

by The torture guy October 28, 2025

Penar explosion chamber

Larry possesses this device; it's a round, relatively small device that is fast to deploy – great for ambushes. What this device does is known: it explodes your penar (or it feels like it – from what people say), but the material after the explosion is nowhere to be found. Some say that the explosion is so strong it just converts to base elements and blends in with the walls. But Larry knows.

I met Larry yesterday.

He had his usual getup and the penar explosion chamber in hands.

I knew it was time, it was my turn.

by Larry the cat with crab November 20, 2025

Penal rape

When you are bored in math class, so you decide to shove your pencil up your bro's anal hole.

I Penal rape leo during math class

by KungErik January 13, 2026

DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.

PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!

by SHADOW BANDIT June 16, 2010