parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh

see peach see peach explode

by jesus February 8, 2005

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Sam Parker

Is truly one of a kind guy who is known to be endemic. When intoxicated enjoys the pleasure of declothing himself.

Loves to leave puddles to mark his territory, and leaves the sick untouched for many hours on end and makes his friends clean it up. Oh but don't worry Sam, Aaron is your housemaid and will do anything for you !!!!!!!!

Dude, you went completely Sam Parker on me !

by 501 crew. 🤙 May 18, 2017

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Parker

he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick

girl: oh my he's a fuckboy his name must be Parker

by _bitchiknow October 11, 2015

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Peter Parker

The act of using the ugly girl to manipulate your way into relationships with her hot friends.

Guy 1: Man, why are you even dating that ugly skeezer?
Guy 2: Dude, i'm using her to get to her hott friends.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Yes. Peter Parker baby!

by FINEST187 May 8, 2008

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