padang

a slang used to denote a poor state.

this book is padang.
that is the padangest joke i have ever heard.

by rajeshfrall May 10, 2006

Pagan

Pagan:

1) A group of religions made up by silly white guys in the Romantic period when they were playing at being wizards and druids and shit. They all claim to have a really old history but they're lying cuntbags like any religious group.

2) An overarching term for any pre-Christian non-Abrahamic religions.

1) Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn are pagans

2) The folk religion of the Sami people is a form of paganism.

by Catman23 August 10, 2016

Pagan Style

Whenever you do something that's "hip" or "smoove".

Damn "jigga" what you just done is Pagan Style BIOSH.

by Jeremy Pagan January 24, 2004

pagan

People
Against
Goodness
And
Normalcy
*
Society is full of these people.

Ooh look at them pagans over there.

by :Joe Friday: October 9, 2005

Critter Paranoia

Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.

Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.

Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.

OR

Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.

by Larentiah September 13, 2011

Pamanda

When Amanda and panda become one

Wow dad look at the pamanda. :')

by CatchMe,BinMe,KillMe March 13, 2015

Pakangkang

Literally translates to "Micah, you a hoe faced bastardious mallarky". Yes. It's that specific. It's a Pre-Colonial Neolithic Term

Pakangkang you, Micah!?!

by MortosBading February 21, 2020