Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020

splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.

That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.

by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020

Seed Planting

When you have a kidney stone and fuck a girl and it comes out whilst balls deep.

Wendy and I did some seed planting and she didn't even know it, she's gonna be confused when it comes out.

by pikapoo1 January 9, 2021

Finger Painting

When you cum on a girls stomach or back and then use your fingers to spell out words or messages or draw pictures.

So I was fucking my check right, and I pull out my cock and came on her stomach. Then I used finger painting to write “We’re done” to let her know that our relationship had reached its conclusion. I think she got the message

by Enk75 January 28, 2021

rage painting

When ever you're very mad at anything in particular. So you decide to rage paint. You blast your favorite music at full volume and just let your hands, brush, or anything else you paint with do the work for you.

The best painting I've ever done was a rage painting. I just rage painted, you want to see it?

by CoopIV February 11, 2021

wolf painting

A work of art inspired by a traumatic dream.

John was always known for the emotional depth of his screenplays, but his most recent work is said to be his first would wolf painting; during an interview he told journalists that he woke up in a full sweat and changed by the events of his dream.

by qaptoR July 30, 2021

peter panning

traveling from one place to another with the assistance of a substance such as alcohol or weed

after the party i found myself peter panning it home

by nickshades September 19, 2021