OstrichPillow

A pillow from an AD that nobody gives a fuck about and is forced to look at because they can't use ADblock.

"If I see one more AD about the OstrichPillow, I'll kill myself."
-5 Seconds Later-
"Someone call the police, this man smothered himself with a pillow!"

by The Epic Meatball November 27, 2017

ostrich

a cheater or a bitch who’s ugly & runs away from their problems or show off

person1 - “damn, Tiffany was acting like a fucking ostrich!”
Person2- “she’s so fake tbh”

by milkk drinker January 23, 2018

ostricity

The quality of having ones head buried in sand.

The average level of attention and the strength of “ostricity” are greater in males and in wealthier investors.

- George Loewenstein

by gernt2 February 19, 2018

Osteoneurosis

Fear that the activity you're about to engage in will result in broken bones.

Bungee jumping sounded like a great idea at the time, but now that I'm here, I have a pretty severe case of osteoneurosis.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2018

Osteojerrosis

Bones degradario due to lack of Vitamin D caused by prolonged periods of not leaving the house.

Jerry broke his foot due to his osteojerrosis because he did not come to work for three months.

by Brutus1964 May 30, 2018

Osteracize

(verb) To loudly/harshly put down someone who uses/prefers Oster™-brand kitchen appliances.

Salespeople who represent competing brands (Hamilton Beach™, Cuisineart™, Mr. Coffee™, Toastmaster™, etc.) of culinary machines have been known to abrasively Osteracize customers who place items of the older-fashioned brand in their shopping carts.

by QuacksO June 27, 2018

Ostrich

A person who turns a blind eye to certain circumstances. Instead of dealing with a situation, they put their head in the sand and ignore it.

Your spouse is cheating on you, stop being an ostrich and break up with them.

by Skuttle July 2, 2018