beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
i love to beat off in wierd places
by rhcpgod August 13, 2003
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off color


1. crude, vulgar, tasteless or sexual

2. irrelevant to the topic
He made a few off color remarks about your cousin.
by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2008
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Cool Off

Kind of like a break up, but both of them (the couple in a relationship) are going to get back together.

In other a words, a temporary break up that only lasts for a period of time.
Joseph broke up with me while I'm under medication for my Syndrome, but he says we're gonna go back together after I'm done. Which makes this whole thing only a cool off.
by bubbles!!!!!! July 24, 2009
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Mug Off

To be mugged off, getting mugged off by someone is similar to being purposefully offended to the point where it causes the mug off'ee to feel uncomfortable or shocked.
'Are you mugging me off', 'is that a mug off', 'ive been mugged off', 'dont mug me off'
by Stuart Roberts June 27, 2007
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Laid-Off

To be fired

Note: Usually not due to self fault (i.e financial instability of the company or reorganization of management levels)

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I was laid-off from my job because the company was on the verge of bankruptcy.
by strykerphoenix October 03, 2006
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Pissed Off

Extremely powerful anger that builds up inside, and you constantly want to release it, but when you do, it unleashes a full wrath that might cause the biggest calamity that had ever existed... or

When you are pissed off at someone or something, that means that you are angry or frustrated at him/her/them/it for whatever he/she/they/it did to you, and you want to get revenge on him/her/them/it.

In other words, you are mad. I mean, really? Do you really need to look this up? Come on! Seriously?
-Seeing that son of a bitch who stole my ipod walk by me really pisses me off.

-Ow! Damn it! This stupid screw punctured my finger, Ahh! This damn thing really pissed me off.

But hey, it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!
by Ilisten2Metal April 11, 2014
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Nerd-off

Pleasuring one's self with knowledge; usually with assistance from a textbook, pencil, calculator,and/or pocket protector.
John got a detention when his physics teacher caught him nerding-off in the bathroom in the chapter on quantum mechanics. This was the first sexual assault of a physics book ever recorded.
by cooler April 13, 2004
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