up the jock

the act of being all up the jock
by e March 22, 2005
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jock strap

an annoying jock kid with the sense that he's the greatest
Hey shut the fuck up jock strap!
by henley512 August 07, 2007
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Jock Moment

It means when @NintendoJock64 Tweets
Nintendo Jock Tweeted or Retweeted a funny joke, call that jock moment
by Yeet3536383 October 06, 2020
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jock-bag

A sports playing "jock" that is also a douchebag. (mostly football,and basketball players also body building men who spend WAY to much time at the gym)
Michael Vick is such a jock-bag

Our point guard is a jock-bag
by jimbo14 November 03, 2010
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TikTok faux jock

A person on the social media app TikTok who creates fake videos showing merchandise that is popular with TikToks youngest users such as Apple iPhones and Airpods and says they are giving them away to each person that follows, likes, shares and comments. They also do livestreams where they tell users that are viewing that they will give them the merchandise if the user "gifts" them a "drama queen"($50) which they do, and never get the merchandise because the TikTok faux jock never had the merchandise to begin with. This type of TikTok #fakeclout hustle and livestream scam is almost exclusively done by teenage boys targeting pre-teen to teenage girls as seen in many of Verified TikTok "star" Brandon Mandaras page and livestreams.
Brandon Mandera: Yo, I'm giving away all these phones! Do you want one? All you gotta do is Follow me, share this video, like this video, like all of my other TikToks, follow me on Insta-gram then comment when done, I'll know if your lying so hurry up and do it!

12-year old girl: Done! I want an iPhone please! Mines broke and I really need one.

TikTok Gamer: OMG! you don't believe that TikTok faux jock do you? its a scam smh.....
by @Console_Harmony September 12, 2019
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suffer in your jocks

An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.

As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".
Daryl Kerrigan to opposing counsel, after winning court case: "Suffer in your jocks!"
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
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Jock lock wedgie

When you pull somebody's underwear and put their feet in the leg holes.
I was in my freshman year and I was wearing musical notes print bra and panties. I ripped a hole in my pants because I bent over to pick up my backpack. The teachers just let out little giggles and they didn't tell me about it. The pants were two sizes under mine because they shrunk. So at the end of the school day, someone pantsed me and took off my shirt exposing my underwear and she knocked me over and pulled my underwear over my feet giving me a jock lock wedgie and she duct tape my hands and mouth. Everyone could see my underwear and my butt. She took a picture of me and then left. Nobody helped me out and they constantly were smacking my butt when I ended up peeing myself and everyone started laughing. I was so embarrassed.
by WedgiedGirl April 12, 2019
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