by agtstv July 02, 2004
by creamalicious™ March 23, 2005
A fan nickname for detractors of the Twilight series named after the universally hated (actually all of the books are hated, but this one sucked the most) fourth book, Breaking Dawn, that even the most fanatic twitard despised.
Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.
Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.
Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.
Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.
Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.
Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.
by anonknows December 27, 2011
A term originally coined by Cody Smith aka xbox live gamertag: any1butu. It is a term commonly used on xbox live to announce the fact that you need to take break from the game to masturbate. It is normally used during a long session of elder scrolls:oblivion or any other RPG for that matter. Due to the nature of these games, they can induce high levels of stress that can only be relieved by one solitary act. The reason for this break is usually because said "girlfriend" is normally asleep at the hours of the night at which these kinds of actions take place. This can and does take place while in an xbox live party and is usually put into the term "I'll brb or I'm gonna get some food". After the deed is done, the original conversation resumes with said friend.
Cody Smith was up late one night playing oblivion on xbox live and his girlfriend was already sound asleep upstairs. He had been on a long journey of defeating the fighters guild that night and decided that he need to take a beat break in order to release his inner demons. He tells his buddy N worded that he is hungry and needs to get some food when in reality he is about to surf the internets for porn to masturbate to. After Cody ejaculated all over this keyboard, he resumes his conversation with n worded and makes note of his now pre-existing hunger issue.
by The Dentist aka The Train May 30, 2010
the 'leave no trace' effort at cleanup after sex to appear as if sex didn't just take place. ie, leaving the habitat and 'campers' in the pristine condition they were found.
After riotous sex in a relative's guest room, you start breaking camp and setting the entire room and yourselves back in order before sitting down for brunch with them on the patio.
by ChBrM September 28, 2013
a break from intercourse for a little oral action. (Never after the load has been blown, that's just gross)
Man I was railing that girl for a good hour, had to stop for a little lunch break to get my energy back.
by SpitOnMyDIK May 17, 2015
Traditional use:
Cop - "Good evening boys, what are you up to?"
Jake - "Break the bong."
Modern use:
Jake - "Didn't you mack on Beth?"
Rad - "Haha yah I did man."
Jake - "Isn't that the reason her and Dan broke up?"
Rad - "Right again."
Jake - "Shit, break the bong, Dan is coming down the hall."
Cop - "Good evening boys, what are you up to?"
Jake - "Break the bong."
Modern use:
Jake - "Didn't you mack on Beth?"
Rad - "Haha yah I did man."
Jake - "Isn't that the reason her and Dan broke up?"
Rad - "Right again."
Jake - "Shit, break the bong, Dan is coming down the hall."
by Jeremy Pettapiece October 23, 2007