hot man semen

tastes soooooo good mmmm yummy its so hot and white and sticky

gimmie your hot man semen

by hot man with hotter semen March 31, 2022

semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

Semen berries

When you ejaculate and your semen has lumps in it.

Oh semen berries,Not again!

by Daweson May 6, 2018

semen

a chemical created by a mans juicy sticky pickle.

the boy drank his salty semen out of his pickle

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

semenal event

A majorly-influential occurrence involving man-milk.

In da infamous "modernization" of da classic incline-ascending pair of humans who both had "j" as da first letter in both their names, a "semenal event" is mentioned dat resulted in da vagina-possessing member of said duo's soon getting a baby-bump.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025

John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible

Awe shit I just got John Semend

by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021