off strategy

You're doing everything right, but your dumbass professor doesn't think so.

Student: Here's my project. I followed your exact specifications.
Gord: YOU'RE OFF STRATEGY!
Student: fuuuuuuuuuuuccckk

by fuuuuuuuuuuuccckk November 24, 2009

off-center

adj - to stray from what is considered normal while maintaining a sense of individuality; eccentric. It is geared mostly towards a person whose unique way of thinking, acting, dressing, or carrying one's self out isn't considered "the norm" but is catchy and highly acceptable.

"His off-center humor is refreshing in today's society where dull, dry jokes are the norm"

"That girl's bright pink, polka-dotted dress is a way off-center, but she really uses it to her advantage."

by onux16 May 5, 2006

beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

by rhcpgod August 12, 2003

off color

1. crude, vulgar, tasteless or sexual

2. irrelevant to the topic

He made a few off color remarks about your cousin.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

Cool Off

Kind of like a break up, but both of them (the couple in a relationship) are going to get back together.

In other a words, a temporary break up that only lasts for a period of time.

Joseph broke up with me while I'm under medication for my Syndrome, but he says we're gonna go back together after I'm done. Which makes this whole thing only a cool off.

by bubbles!!!!!! July 23, 2009

Mug Off

To be mugged off, getting mugged off by someone is similar to being purposefully offended to the point where it causes the mug off'ee to feel uncomfortable or shocked.

'Are you mugging me off', 'is that a mug off', 'ive been mugged off', 'dont mug me off'

by Stuart Roberts July 28, 2007

Laid-Off

To be fired

Note: Usually not due to self fault (i.e financial instability of the company or reorganization of management levels)

See Fired

I was laid-off from my job because the company was on the verge of bankruptcy.

by strykerphoenix October 3, 2006