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the type of lifestyle where one does everyday activities naked.
Nudism is the best type of lifestyle.
Nudism by nakedmandatorymanily August 9, 2012

Nude barber 

Ud nude Barber @miyagi omnia regit

I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.

See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
Nude barber by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022

Vibrating Nude

Vibrating nude is an action that describes when you are really feeling yourself. In the universe, every atom is vibrating at a certain frequency and when you alter that frequency to enter a new dimension, your very own zesty dimension, you are vibrating nude. The nude part comes from that fact that when you enter this new dimension you are stripped of all prior attachments to the physical world. You can in fact vibrate nude with others.
Person 1: Hey man what are you up to?
Person 2: I just got an A on my organic chemistry exam so I'm gonna be vibrating nude later.
Person 1: Sweet!
Vibrating Nude by biblegirl555 March 24, 2017

frying bacon in the nude 

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

Send Nukes 

A typo made by someone asking for nudes.
A: Send nukes bb.

B: Ok

A: nudes*
A: O SHIT
Send Nukes by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 5, 2017

optic nadeshot

Nadeshot is a Pro Call of Duty player and currently the captain of the Optic Gaming Pro Team. Lives in the optic house. His real name is Matt Haag and lives in Chicago.
Optic fanboy: OMFG OPTIC NADESHOT IS IN OUR LOBBY OMG PLEASE CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND ON XBL
Nadeshot: yo dude lets just focus on winning
optic nadeshot by TacoVerse May 23, 2014