Noob (Noun) - A human is considered a noob (to a certain degree) depending on if they contain the traits of: smart, athletic, and musical(as in playing an instrument). If a person is all three, then they are not a noob. If a person is only two, then they are semi-noob. If a person is only one of these, then they are just a plain out noob. If a person is none of these then they are so nooby they might just evaporate into feather clouds. However, each trait to a certain degree can mean a person is not a noob, if they excel at that trait enough. For example, a person that may be smart, but very very greatly athletic, is not considered a noob.
James: Hahaha your just a big NOOB Tommy boy!
Andrew: What do you mean, James?
James: You don't do anything, you just watch TV and play XBOX all day!
Andrew: That's bec- *Evaporates into feather clouds*
Andrew: What do you mean, James?
James: You don't do anything, you just watch TV and play XBOX all day!
Andrew: That's bec- *Evaporates into feather clouds*
by Kasuhaku September 25, 2011
by bob the hitman dole December 27, 2010
A play style in Call of Duty 4 online games. Consists of using the rifle-mounted grenade launcher as your ONLY weapon. Some may mistake a well-timed blast as noob tubing, but most noob tubers prefer to be up close, as this makes the enemy bigger and easier for them to hit even when having a seizure-like fit of noobishness after realizing that they have scored a mere 11 kills to their 21 deaths during the match.
Noob-tubing will often give the noob a rush of energy and a feeling that they are "uber l337 pwning". Experienced players will laugh at this, knowing full well that were a noob to possess "pwnage" the universe would fold in on itself.
Noob-tubing will often give the noob a rush of energy and a feeling that they are "uber l337 pwning". Experienced players will laugh at this, knowing full well that were a noob to possess "pwnage" the universe would fold in on itself.
Noob- UAHAHAHA BANGBANGBANG *Noob tubes* PWNT *teafrags*
JP- *pwns with actual pwnage* Don't teafrag in the middle of a firefight, dumbass. Down with Noob tubing!
JP- *pwns with actual pwnage* Don't teafrag in the middle of a firefight, dumbass. Down with Noob tubing!
by Billy Bob Fredman May 17, 2008
someone who plays fps or mmorpg games and kills noobs because he can't kill real men who like sausages
Noob:hello
Noob hurter:i ill j00 n00b argh
they fight the death the noob hurter wins
Noob hurter:N00b i 0wn j00 bitch
Noob hurter:i ill j00 n00b argh
they fight the death the noob hurter wins
Noob hurter:N00b i 0wn j00 bitch
by Noobwhodeservestodie April 26, 2007
The Noob/N00b of Noobs/N00bs. This is because if you haven't noticed, in videogames, the princess is always stupid and makes the main character do all her work! So if there is a person EXCEPTIONALLY stupid or lame the proper term is, Noob Princess.
by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009
dnail;e is a big big biiiiig noooooooob he is so noooooooooob when you talk to danieolm you will lose braincells because ehe is so noooooooooob
by weare4tyyatytae5aeyrehy5u46auy June 18, 2020
People who pay for advantages in-game are often called "premiums" or "premium players".
Noobs are people who cant play the computer game to any sort of skill level.
Premium Noobs are people who pay for unfair advantages in-game, as without them paying for the advantages, they are just noobs who can't play the game properly.
Noobs are people who cant play the computer game to any sort of skill level.
Premium Noobs are people who pay for unfair advantages in-game, as without them paying for the advantages, they are just noobs who can't play the game properly.
Guy1: "Hey, Guy2 has a weapon that's damage statistics have been boosted"
Guy2: "I had to pay for this you know"
Guy1: "PREMIUM NOOB!"
Guy2: "I had to pay for this you know"
Guy1: "PREMIUM NOOB!"
by Fuzion XL September 10, 2011