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No Offense On Beginners

This is generally speaking those called noobs means they have the level of what in comparison to a beginner's level.
God, this guy is a noob at FPS games!
by That guy on the left March 25, 2009
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Noob

pronounced: noo-buh
a term that means one is new to something (primarily gaming). new people to internet lingo believe this to be the derogatory of newbie, Newb, which is wrong.
noob: hi, im a noob to this game, can a senior player please give me some tips to playing
senior player(internet lingo ignorant): no asshole, go QQ in that corner over there
senior player(internet lingo savvy): sure, although you might want to write this down. Also you should use (websites relevant to game) if you need any help.
by Dr. Lucifer Satan March 13, 2009
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Noob tubing

A play style in Call of Duty 4 online games. Consists of using the rifle-mounted grenade launcher as your ONLY weapon. Some may mistake a well-timed blast as noob tubing, but most noob tubers prefer to be up close, as this makes the enemy bigger and easier for them to hit even when having a seizure-like fit of noobishness after realizing that they have scored a mere 11 kills to their 21 deaths during the match.

Noob-tubing will often give the noob a rush of energy and a feeling that they are "uber l337 pwning". Experienced players will laugh at this, knowing full well that were a noob to possess "pwnage" the universe would fold in on itself.
Noob- UAHAHAHA BANGBANGBANG *Noob tubes* PWNT *teafrags*
JP- *pwns with actual pwnage* Don't teafrag in the middle of a firefight, dumbass. Down with Noob tubing!
by Billy Bob Fredman May 17, 2008
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Noob hurter

someone who plays fps or mmorpg games and kills noobs because he can't kill real men who like sausages
Noob:hello
Noob hurter:i ill j00 n00b argh

they fight the death the noob hurter wins

Noob hurter:N00b i 0wn j00 bitch
by Noobwhodeservestodie May 5, 2007
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noob daniel

dnail;e is a big big biiiiig noooooooob he is so noooooooooob when you talk to danieolm you will lose braincells because ehe is so noooooooooob
you: hello daniel
dniel: hello
you' *loses braincells because noob daniel*
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Noob Princess

The Noob/N00b of Noobs/N00bs. This is because if you haven't noticed, in videogames, the princess is always stupid and makes the main character do all her work! So if there is a person EXCEPTIONALLY stupid or lame the proper term is, Noob Princess.
When a person askes what 2 + 2 is, that person would be a "Noob Princess."
by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009
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Premium Noob

People who pay for advantages in-game are often called "premiums" or "premium players".

Noobs are people who cant play the computer game to any sort of skill level.

Premium Noobs are people who pay for unfair advantages in-game, as without them paying for the advantages, they are just noobs who can't play the game properly.
Guy1: "Hey, Guy2 has a weapon that's damage statistics have been boosted"

Guy2: "I had to pay for this you know"

Guy1: "PREMIUM NOOB!"
by Fuzion XL September 10, 2011
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