Bonnet Top

This is a insult in the north and basically mean you have a dead trim

You absolute bonnet top

by misterrjosh October 24, 2020

Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

running top

the sexual movement of giving head

"did she give u head," "yeah she was running top."

by dingdongsoloooong May 14, 2018

Muff Top

-When someones pubic hair peers over their belt line revealing itself.

-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.

Did you see the Muff Top on that bitch, it looked like she shoved a kitten in her pants.

(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."

by Slick Toxin January 20, 2012

top shot

To make a short video clip of an extraordinary, awesome, absurd or ridiculous moment in time. Based originally on NBA Top Shot.

OMG there is a fly on Mike Pence's head. They need to top shot that!

by mattpsyanalyst February 24, 2021

top cop

The police chief.

The top cop said arrests have been made in connection with the robbery.

by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011

Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018