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Shit strings

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’
I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings
by Big guy 1463 April 4, 2024
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string burn

Burn to a man’s penis as a result of excessive friction caused from a tampon string during intercourse.
After pulling out, she gasped “I think you might have string burn” !
by Geojonny October 20, 2018
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G string

I'm wearing a gooch string normally called a g string. It's really chafing me
by Thegoochstring January 23, 2019
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Cheese String

Sticks of cheese that can to be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella. Can refer to the cheese stick either in its entirety, or to the strings that are peeled from said stick.
No one calls it “cheese string”. Everyone calls it string cheese.

But what if you can literally peel the cheese into strings?

No. No one calls it cheese string.
by Stashish July 22, 2025
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String Two

You will never string two on me
by Hagoroth January 15, 2019
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Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
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String Killer

When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.
"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick
by idyt December 17, 2016
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