Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!
Straight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain
by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022
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Throw short people month

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.
Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you
by azjented November 02, 2022
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The 3 month rule

The 3 month rule refers to the time period after which a girl can be judged on her looks for real. The problem is that girls often look much fitter when they are first seen, but after 3 months, if they are still regarded as fit, then the must be a fit girl.
"hey, have you seen the new girl? She's so fit man!"
"yeah she is, but remember the 3 month rule. Only time will tell!"
by kitch69750 November 02, 2011
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The entire month of October dedicated to people who have contracted Ligma
National Ligma Awareness Month is coming soon!
by NexusOryx09 October 02, 2021
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Punch tall people month

fuck you this is my retaliation you stupid tall cunts
watch out all october every day im going to punch you in the arm or the teeth depending on how i feel about you
by ConfusionTrix October 03, 2022
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National hold hands months

You have to hold hands for two months october till december no matter you are single or taken
Hey its National hold hands months let me hold you’re hand.
by The guy who creates October 16, 2019
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Ass worm awareness month

It's the same thing as pride month just the awareness of having a worm in your ass...
by kaihayi June 19, 2023
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