The Montana Zombie Apocalypse 

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.

“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse”

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025

Big Montana 

Exaggeratedly large vagina lips

You know she's keeping a big Montana under them panties!

Big Montana by LunchMoney9000 July 12, 2025

The reverse Hannah Montana 

When two people pretend to be one person.

Wow did you watch the prestige. Christian Bale was doing the reverse Hannah Montana

The reverse Hannah Montana by Ego-Tist September 10, 2020

Fugville, Montana 

Welcome to Fugville, the village of fuglies. Whether you are permanently fugly or "just in a slump", when you choose to enter the ville there is no going back. A village of where there is so much fugliness, yet there is so much beauty around us. Full of mountains and prairies, crazy wildlife, and elegant scenery, Fugville is the perfect place for getting stoned. We hope to see you soon:)

Welcome to Fugville, Montana; the ugliest town known to man.

My right hand is my best friend in Fugville.

Fugville, Montana by Mayor of Fugville March 16, 2016

Mr. Montana 

Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.

"Bro, Mr. Montana must've ate my strings last night. "

"Mr. Montana, where are you?"

Mr. Montana by unknowndiary September 28, 2017

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana 

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020