keycard method

a way of washing your ass that requires you to lather either hand in soap and slide it up and down between your asscheeks repeatedly

A: when you have to clean it do you the keycard method
B: yuh

by og original gangster February 4, 2024

The Method

The method: A system one has mastered in order to bang a member of the opposite gender who is out of their leauge.

*sees a 5/10 guy walking down the street with his arm around a 10/10 girl*
I turn to my friend and point at the guy: "That guy must know the method"

by deez542728 February 16, 2024

kandahari method

The kandahari method is not just a method it is a technique, an ability to rizz that is impossible to reach for a common man like yourself. To learn the kandahari method, one must traverse Afghanistan ten times in a circle.

Average nigga “Yo his rizz so good he must be using the kandahari method”
Wise nigga “I think it might be the kandahari method bro I thought that shit was impossible, he got all the bitches in the city in -0 seconds”

by Samuel Adi February 28, 2024

Tentacle Method

when you are not x-raying but just using the tentacle method

I wasn't x-raying i was just using the tentacle method

by The_Bee33 March 8, 2024

Bucket method

A form of medicine used by the Europeans in the early 1700s involves when an individual deposits their sexual fluids into a bucket (females can include their menses) and feed it to their livestock in an attempt to exterminate internal parasites.

“John used the bucket method on his goats.”

by Uncdillywilly29 April 26, 2024

Raghav Method

After a party, your friend wants to go to the dorm of a girl you're also into so you follow them home and keep watch to make sure that she's safe. Also after this is over, you realize that she doesn't live there. And a couple days later, she texts you "don't contact me".

Bro ran raghav method, LMAO

by john-13241 April 27, 2024

siso method

slow in slow out! put it in slow, pull it out slow.

Jacob:” Did the siso method on Jackie, she gave in instantly!”

by girlapol May 8, 2024