maximoffs.void

loves Wanda ofc + funko pops

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by stormismywife February 18, 2022

maximiano

King or Authority over Parks and Recreation. Of Babylon

If maximiano saw how these people treated public parks he'd take them and give them an ass kickin

by anonymous May 9, 2022

Maximum Gladys

When everything is seemingly going perfect in your life and you have reached a maximum level happiness.

Dude #1 “ Man I just got a hold of 2 free tickets to the Phish show tonight and the girl I’ve been interested in for a while now wants to to go on a date. I’m so happy.”

Dude #2 “I’m so happy for you man, sounds Maximum Gladys!”

by Brycecrispy September 14, 2022

Maximin

The opposite of minimax (search on Urban Dictionary). The combination of the words minimum and maximum referring to the maximum effort that sometimes leads to minimal results.

I always encourage my students to NOT to do the maximin, and rather, the minimax, as working harder for no payoff is not a good work ethic to have!

by LingDanc803 December 8, 2022

Maximoose

Maximoose is a word for someone incredibly angsty he annoys many people and never shaves there beard. they are also known to praise one thing and judge everything else by seeing a single image. He is a very egotistical person.

guy 1: im so angry and i never shave my beard i also love judging people

guy 2: you must be a maximoose

Maximoose: what

by lucasisdiscordkitten January 16, 2023

Maximum Goofing

The act of getting crack, rolling it in weed and sprinkling it with meth, then dipping it in lean and dipping it again in crack, and smoking it with bong fire, then eat it with alcohol mixed with rat poison, then shower your body in radiation and toxic waste, and after for the munchies eat a 2 feet tall burger stacked with meat and chemicals, and wash THAT down with a gallon of coke, inhale asbestos, have a quick snack and munch on some insulation and sleep inside a car with the engine running and while theres an active gas leak

Oh yeah that was crazy, last night were Maximum Goofing and frank totally got washed

by kakarotrose June 27, 2023

Maxime’s law

When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.

“Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”

“That’s Maxime’s law at work”

Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*

“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”

by The inventor of Maxime’s law October 3, 2023