math papa

My algebra daddy

last night i was struggling my algebra but then math papa swooped in and saved the day

by badrobot813 September 4, 2018

Math Test

Literal hell.

I hate this math test.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021

math class

Everything that means nothing

Train A leaves Boston at 6:00PM as the driver eats waffels and hashbrowns. Train B leaves Minneapolis traveling 110MPH while the driver headbangs to Enter Sandman. What is Driver A's favorite song?

by Drain Bameged January 2, 2004

Math Fetish

noun.
Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.

Teacher : "The opposite of an intregal is a derivative"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"

Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"

by ihaveamathfetish October 12, 2009

math book

the real satanic bible

Beware of the math book

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

Math Class Boner

You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.

Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.

HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.

Dat mass.

by JohnLevine May 3, 2011

Math Mode

A metaly unstable state of mind induced by prolonged exposure to math. Can result in attacks, loud outburst, and even singing evey thing you say.
Its a serious condition, be carefull with math.

While studing for math exams you start singing the quadratic formula..

Start screaming profanities.
math mode

by odd martin January 25, 2010