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Mansel in Distress

When an otherwise fully capable man acts like he's in distress, and instead of being self-reliant about it, he chooses to act like a woman that needs rescuing from other able-bodied and capable men.
Look at the fully grown man standing in his wife's robe and bunny slippers, sipping his coffee, and fixing his hair, while that other hard-working guy mows his lawn.

Damn, he sure looks like a 'mansel in distress' to me.
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manele

Manea/manele: "Manele" is a type of music that "cocalari" listen to.

Manele can damage your brain, kill neurons, make you go blind (science still can't explain why) and more.

If you listen to manele trough your headphones you are a "cocalar".

Florin Salam and Dani Mocanu are very good manele singers, but don't talk shit about them or they will attack you with their gang of "țigani"

Manele is the worst type of music you can listen to. I'd rather play muzică populară on my aux cord than manele.
-Vrei să ascultăm manele? (-Do you want to listen to manele?)
-Nu mersi, sunt deja homosexual. (-No thanks, I'm already gay)

-Ai vazut ce manea a scos Florin Salam? (-Have you seen Florin Salam's new manea?)
by qrabbit_ May 26, 2018
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Mandell

The action of playing with ones phone for an obscenely long time whilst having a shit. You may become so distracted playing that the need to wipe is useless as its become all hard or your parents walk in on you wondering if you're wanking.
'my phone battery ran out whilst doing a Mandell'
by timtim7765 January 21, 2012
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nelson mandela

The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.
Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.
by discreet_1814 June 5, 2007
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manmel toe

What happens when a man wears pants that are too tight in the crotch and it shows.
Check out that nasty manmel toe - Richard Simmons lookin dude's circulation is getting cut off!
by catlanta July 27, 2009
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Mansell

The name of a really weird but hot, horny, sexual girl.
Damn Mansell nice ass you got there.
by MansellChik July 6, 2016
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Manele

A lady who is super strong minded. She can't be wrong because she's right. The most intelligent pretty and sporty girl that you can find. Manele doesn't know how pretty she is even if she should. She's really bad at love despite the fact that she belives in it. The best friend you can find in life but too shy to come to you, you have to make the first step.
Manele is perfect.
by Tabarnakeverythingistaken November 5, 2017
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