Manchester City

Also known as "bottlejobs". A football club that was created in 2011 by rich Arabs. Since then, the club won 5 premier leagues but not a single european trophy 😹. Their fans are mostly invisible.

Here's an argument the majority of Man City's "fans" use:
Liverpool fan: Hahaha you lost the champions League final
Manchester City fan: Where are your premier leagues?

by NotACityFan October 4, 2022

Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017

MOMMY MUNCHIES

Weird women / girl, I dont know what she is but she is a great friend. Actually retarded but sometimes makes up for it by making an excuse to piss. Literally 10 minutes into a movie and it will always be an, "I NEED TO FUCKING PISS." An actual pisswad but she is a really great friend. Not good to watch movies with. Never bring to an movie theather. (Trust me) Has a cousin that loves to make videos about his brother's room and attics. MOMMY MUNCHIES will always be an weird person and will always love to piss or make new excuses. But she is the true meaing of being an Weirdo.

I just pulled an MOMMY MUNCHIES, I went to piss after ten minutes into a movie. Hahahah

by HandleBars5000 April 4, 2022

Munchiez

A fat white cat who loves to smoke pot and and eat anything in sight. she enjoys her days laying by the window on her back enjoying the breeze. Although munchiez loves to be pet all day and night, if you touch her nipples she will strike fiercely. Munchiez being as fat as she is, she has a hair loss disorder, she never looks bald because she is so hairy which works in her favor because she remains very soft and cute.

Woman: Don't rub up on my nipples or ill go munchiez on your a**!

Man: Ok ok, ill just rub your soft hair.

by Saint303JKS July 23, 2011

munchiees

relentless hunger.often Accompanied with smokeing marijuana or as it often refered to as weed

i got a mojor case of the munchiees lets go to mac donalds

by kyle coleman August 24, 2004

Munchies

In the late 1999's a kid developed the word munchies which means to munch.

The boy munched on his munchies and died 2 minutes later.

by Iggy128 June 28, 2004

Manchester

City in the North-West of England, not the middle areas...that's the Home Counties and Midlands.
Manchester: Wet, busy. The entire place is known as Greater Manchester. Smaller cities are located in G.M. such as Oldham, Salford, Sale etc.
More boring than London but the drivers are better and safer, i.e. they stop.
Got some really cool concert venues (M.E.N. Arena, Manchester Apollo, Manchester Academy.)
People from Manchester are called Mancunians.
Possibly the biggest town in the North.
Often known as the New Jersey of England (by me).

Manchester is a really big city where foreigners often get lost. Public transport is both unreliable and crap.

by WatchingAmerica December 7, 2006