by Mj.pp big June 11, 2020

Smug liberal soyboy MMA journalist who was bullied during his time in the Marine Corps. He frequently uses big words to try to sound intelligent. He screams racism anytime a brown fighter receives criticism. He cried when the UFC continued fights during the Covid scare. During his off time he enjoys being a power bottom & partaking in cuckhold activities. Most famously known for being embarrassed by Jon Jones at a press conference.
Husband: Sweetie I have something to tell you.
Wife: what is it dear?
Husband: I’m attracted to men.
Wife: oh, I already knew. It was obvious when I found out you listen to Luke Thomas.
Wife: what is it dear?
Husband: I’m attracted to men.
Wife: oh, I already knew. It was obvious when I found out you listen to Luke Thomas.
by Floyd Fairweather April 27, 2022

Any variety of hot dog or encased sausage measuring between 12- and 18-inches in length, placed within a standard-sized bun and topped with sauerkraut. As a result, the frankfurter droops down on either end, causing the resulting entrée to wave about during consumption.
by World Champ Stephen Neal April 12, 2011

A John-Luke is a cool and chill person, very intellectual, and has a good sense of humor. Usually the nice one in a group of guys that will stick up for people.
by felixconsummatio October 27, 2011

by Lucifer Chicken April 9, 2015

A manipulative guy that makes up lies about everyone else to make himself appear to be a better person. He is willing to screw everyone else over for his own benefit. He is very arrogant as well. Ladies (and gentlemen who are not straight), steer clear of Luke P’s.
by mcnuggetdestroyer June 13, 2019

by Gamer_Station17 October 3, 2016
