A drinking game where all players are dealt a card, and then they put the card on their foreheads without being able to look at it themselves, but with all other players being able to see everyone else's card. Then each player bets a number of drinks that the looser has to drink. Whomever has the lowest card has to drink the number of drinks that the person with the highest card bet. Thus if the lowest card that anyone has is hypothetically a 4, and the highest card is a king, then the person with the 4 has to drink however many drinks the person with the king bet.
by TeddyBrrr July 01, 2009
The act of masterbating, and ejaculating on a non living object such as a computer screen or a toliet seat cover. including the furry seat covers
by anonymous1200 December 18, 2008
by zekecalamari March 31, 2010
by 0niTTRay January 10, 2004
Similar in nature to the 'faraway look' (she was pretty from far away, but up close she is sort of ugly). The retardaway look is where someone looks like a retard from far away, but up close looks pretty normal.
"I was in Wal Mart yesterday and there was this guy with the retardaway look working the door. From far away he looked like a retard, but when I got close he looked pretty normal."
by T_C_D October 30, 2007
by Hercolena Oliver August 31, 2008
an unattractive person who constantly hollers at you.
one that thinks they are attractive but are actually quite hard on the eyes.
one that thinks they are attractive but are actually quite hard on the eyes.
by CT January 29, 2004