a term used to describe a grey's anatomy scene with Callie and her homosexual pediatric doctor partner. Also, a gathering of 2 or more girls sharing a large pizza, drinking, and giggling.
girl: "Mom my friends are coming over!"
mom: "what are you girls going to do?"
girl: have a lesbian pizza party!"
mom: "what are you girls going to do?"
girl: have a lesbian pizza party!"
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Lesbians swim inside rainbows, wear stars around their necks, and, most importantly, possess no hair on their bodies save their heads. It is a well known fact that they can, on impulse, secret honey. They only drink nectar, only eat ambrosia, and never sweat, cry, burp, excrete, cough or suffer from any other widely disgustingly human traits.
Tragically, Lesbians are only attracted to other Lesbians, and thus their lotus musk, their angelic aura, their luscious charms, and their honey, can never be experienced by mere mortals – they are the eternal embodiment of the sacred and the forbidden.
Please note that the Lesbians referred to above are the REAL Lesbians. Anyone who claims to be a Lesbian and has any physical or mental flaws whatsoever, or who cannot breathe moonbeams and secrete honey on demand is an imposter. The author of this post has nothing against homosexuals, but True Lesbians are something else.
Lesbians swim inside rainbows, wear stars around their necks, and, most importantly, possess no hair on their bodies save their heads. It is a well known fact that they can, on impulse, secret honey. They only drink nectar, only eat ambrosia, and never sweat, cry, burp, excrete, cough or suffer from any other widely disgustingly human traits.
Tragically, Lesbians are only attracted to other Lesbians, and thus their lotus musk, their angelic aura, their luscious charms, and their honey, can never be experienced by mere mortals – they are the eternal embodiment of the sacred and the forbidden.
Please note that the Lesbians referred to above are the REAL Lesbians. Anyone who claims to be a Lesbian and has any physical or mental flaws whatsoever, or who cannot breathe moonbeams and secrete honey on demand is an imposter. The author of this post has nothing against homosexuals, but True Lesbians are something else.
-What makes honey, but is not a bee?
-A Lesbian.
When James saw the tip of the Lesbian's toe his soul turned to butter and his eyes burned for hours afterwards. Unless you want to be consumed within the molten fury of your own lust, James advises you to stay away from Lesbians.
-A Lesbian.
When James saw the tip of the Lesbian's toe his soul turned to butter and his eyes burned for hours afterwards. Unless you want to be consumed within the molten fury of your own lust, James advises you to stay away from Lesbians.
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by Jake Arnold Shadow_x6989 October 3, 2008
Get the LesBitch mug.Caitlin and Mary were having a sleepover, Mary got bored so she decided to turn on some lesbian porn and Caitlin said YES.
After about two hours of watching they were both so wet and Mary jumped on top of Caitlin and started to take her clothes off, Caitlin agreed very much and started to take Mary’s clothes off quickly but she wasn’t fast enough for her so Mary took control and said that she would have to punish Caitlin. Caitlin reached into her draw and pulled out a 10” dildo and handcuffs; Mary locked the door and and hand cuffed Caitlin to the bed post, Caitlin giggled.
Mary began by leaning over Caitlin and letting her take off her soaking thong with her teeth she then pulled down caitlins.
Mary started out gentle then began to lick caitlins clit so fast, “yes yes ohhh more” Caitlin yelled out, Mary did so and she stuck three fingers inside of her hole.
Caitlin moaned. Mary then took the dildo and thrusted it into her, Caitlin screeched out and giggled in delight.
She repeated this for about 5 more minutes in and out until Caitlin cummed all over. Then Caitlin whispered “your turn baby” and Caitlin pounded on top of Mary and threw the dildo inside of her. Mary screamed so loud. She then pleased herself for Mary before pinching her nipples until they were hard. It was the best lesbian sex they ever had
After about two hours of watching they were both so wet and Mary jumped on top of Caitlin and started to take her clothes off, Caitlin agreed very much and started to take Mary’s clothes off quickly but she wasn’t fast enough for her so Mary took control and said that she would have to punish Caitlin. Caitlin reached into her draw and pulled out a 10” dildo and handcuffs; Mary locked the door and and hand cuffed Caitlin to the bed post, Caitlin giggled.
Mary began by leaning over Caitlin and letting her take off her soaking thong with her teeth she then pulled down caitlins.
Mary started out gentle then began to lick caitlins clit so fast, “yes yes ohhh more” Caitlin yelled out, Mary did so and she stuck three fingers inside of her hole.
Caitlin moaned. Mary then took the dildo and thrusted it into her, Caitlin screeched out and giggled in delight.
She repeated this for about 5 more minutes in and out until Caitlin cummed all over. Then Caitlin whispered “your turn baby” and Caitlin pounded on top of Mary and threw the dildo inside of her. Mary screamed so loud. She then pleased herself for Mary before pinching her nipples until they were hard. It was the best lesbian sex they ever had
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Get the Lesbian Daddy mug.The first lesbian sex I had was awesome. When I came home from work I found my girlfriend, Clare, who was only wearing fishnets and was masturbating on the couch.She unhooked my bra and flung it on the coffee table. She yanked my panties down, and rubbed my clit with her finger. I got even wetter, so she thrust her middle finger in, and eventually found my G-spot. She moved her finger round, as I loudly moaned “Oh, that’s good! OH, CLARE, FASTER, HARDER!!! OOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”. Clare then moved her mouth to my warm pussy. She licked my clit, gradually getting faster. She kissed it, then gently slid her tongue into my hole. I was lying on my back on the couch, my feet behind my head. Clare’s head was in between my legs. She penetrated in and out with her tongue, while I begged her to stop, but I only said it because of the intensity. I squirted all my juices into her mouth as she reached for her vibrator. I was screaming at this point. Clare slipped the vibrator into my pussy and my orgasm was very long, and it felt like nothing I had ever felt before. After five minutes of the long, hard vibrator, she pulled it out and rested it on the coffee table. I did the same to her afterwards. Finally, I got a carrot from the kitchen. I returned to Clare in the TV room and traced Clare’s bulging clit with the carrot, while I licked her pussy. After about ten minutes, cum from Clare’s shuddering pussy came bursting out, splashing the couch.
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