An attractive, femme person who sits in laps as a form of affection; oftentimes (although not always) involving secretly engaging in sexual activities in public places
Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Is it cool if I invite Sara over to hang?
- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?
Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.
- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.
- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?
Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.
- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.
- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
by hetecro April 2, 2025
Get the lap foxmug. A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
Get the Lap-Band Dancemug. by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022
Get the National sit on lap daymug. by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018
Get the Lap Hammug. Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.
by Watchinfool September 16, 2023
Get the lapping the boysmug. Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.
Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.
by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022
Get the lappingmug. The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Get the lick before you lapmug.