by The Wooglet May 14, 2015
Get the Koberg mug.A Twitch streamer who looks exactly like the WWE Wrestler Mark Henry. Kobe is also known to be a very lazy streamer, who likes to scam his audience. Among other things he’s a delusional cowboys fan who thinks the cowboys are the best team in the league. He was also put in a master lock.
Random dude:I’m going to get fake dreads, eat a bunch of junk food, say the cowboys are good and get myself put in a master lock. I’m going to be exactly like Kobe0802
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 29, 2019
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Kobey is the most amazing human on this earth and deserves the universe. You should never take him for granted because there is only one Kobey, and if you lose your Kobey you will never find another amazing Kobey like him. He is unique and special and cares for everyone. another reason you shouldn't lose him is because when you go to look for him in the Lost-and-found bin he prolly not gon be there so treat your kobey right or he will run away and he wont be in the bin when you go there to look for him.
by JimmySusan May 18, 2018
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David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
by C44444 January 2, 2019
Get the David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) mug.Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.
"kobe is the best bbal player evaaaaaaaaaa! hes my man! Kobe>MJ+LeBron! No one could ever surpass his greatness. MJ is close but..nah!" comment posted by KobeBryantFan24
sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"
sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"
by sysonpyh July 8, 2010
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by powersupremacist April 20, 2021
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