aethiest kittens

kittens that are old enough to have opened their eyes.

carl "your christian kittens are getting so cute"
john "these are aethiest kittens, dude"
carl "last week you said they were christian kittens!"
john "yea, but now they've opened their eyes."

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011

Kitten Wrangling

The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.

TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.

by donkeycum August 18, 2003

sex kitten

a nicer name for a slut. a girl who plays mind games with guys & will do anything for money. often called a tramp or a ho or a prostitute.

That slut Sami is Mike's sex kitten. She does anything he wants!

by Blonde Jew September 2, 2004

Danger Kitten

The act of being devilishly catty, while keeping your sexual appeal high to the male poplutation of the world.

Sway was acting Danger Kittenish this evening towards Bazzy and iBat.

by idangerkitten September 7, 2005

Lanky Kittens

The best type of kittens.

A lanky kitten.

Guy 1: "Dude I didn't know you had newborn kittens!"

Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."

Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."

by Lanky Kittens FTW September 3, 2010

Martyr Kittens

They are the supporters of SB19's bunso line. They prefer to celebrate everything in private. Long live, mga kutings!

Some of Martyr Kittens famous line are:

- Kentin pa rain
-Kentin Palagi
-Kentin boyfies

by OT5 hsh October 4, 2020

Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013