A loving human bean who has a touch of kangaroo spirit animal within them. Someone who also thinks they are delulu and crazy
by Byaaronadams August 22, 2024
Get the Kinley mug.The Kinsey Scale is an apparatus, somewhat resembling a standard bathroom scale, which quantifies whether its user is light in the loafers. Before deployment, each Kinsey scale is taken to gay saunas and drag queen shows to be carefully calibrated, based on this standard:
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.
I picked up a used Kinsey Scale in a local department store as part of an ongoing promotion, in which clients are encouraged to collect Kinsey points and redeem them for valuable prizes. Apparently Ellen, the lady on the telly, managed to collect all six Kinsey points and redeem them for a toaster oven - so maybe that's the incentive I should try next?
There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.
There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.
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by Coasterrat December 28, 2023
Get the kinkerster mug.Born in December 2010, McKinley (Kinley) Rae Cunningham (otherwise known as KinleyFullOut) is a triple threat who's beginning to make a name for herself in the entertainment industry. She's been dancing since she 2 years old and has had training in basically all styles. She started competition dacning when she was 5 years old and has found a lot of success in the dance world. Her acting resume has been building up over the past few years too. Some of the projects she's been apart of include shows such as "The Santa Clauses" on Disney+ where she played a dancing elf, she also acting in a skit on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and has done many commercials. She started taking singing seriously at the age of about 10 when she was cast in a reality show which needed the competitors to be strong triple threats. Kinley has started recording her own original music with her debut single "Heart Beats" coming out early 2024.
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