Junk-a-stunk

Foul smelling male, or female genitals.

I couldn't go down, cause there was way too much junk-a-stunk.

by J. Lincoln December 22, 2008

Junkend floats

Is when a fish defecates a long strand of poop and swims frantically back and forth trying to free its back end. Eventually the thin thread of feces will either fall to the ground or be eaten by another fish releasing a new food source for the trailing school fish to fight over.

pooper fish- whats following me?
fish- its an orchestra of poop
pfish- *swims around and around the currents*
fish- *taunts and follows*
pfish- "Is it gone?"
fish- *moving opened mouth rapidly up and down*

Junkend floats

by Lonefishzzzing June 22, 2009

junkhash

Pubic hairs

At a wet T-shirt contest - "Show us your junkhash!"

by deerhead July 3, 2009

Junk Food Movie

A movie that has no real depth or replay value, but is fun to watch at the time.

Silly Moviegoer: I can't believe Avatar didn't win Best Picture!

Intelligent Moviegoer: Lies. Avatar was just a Junk Food Movie. District 9 (or whatever meaningful movie you care to insert) should have won.

by Gentlementlegen March 15, 2010

junk sale

when a guy walking down the street is wearing sweats or very thin fabric pants with no underwear, and you can clearly see every detail of his anatomy.

Wow, that was some junk sale!

by infraredmosquito May 29, 2010

Junkasaur

a scene way of referring to a sore penis, sudocreme is often a successful way of dealing with this.

Mum i have Junkasaur again!" "Get the sudocreme out son!

by buttonsex November 24, 2010

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011