Randy Jones

{verb, adjective, noun} the act of being high and taking part in activities, the means to get high, smoking, or the marijuana itself.

"Hey can I just get a 20 sack of Randy Jones?"

"This afternoon we're going to do some Randy Jones yoga."

"Let's Randy Jones at my house before class today."

"Last night I ate a box of cookies and Randy Jones-ed Kindergarten Cop."

by thegoodlife1172 February 24, 2009

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House.

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

by FRICKO MODE September 6, 2021

Long John Jigaboo Jones

The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.

Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!

by Swiss Rolls July 20, 2010

joneser

a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.

He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.

by Will August 19, 2003

Mike Jones

A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."

Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*

by KGthaKid September 17, 2008

Dirty Jones

-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.

Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.

Bob: You need me to get you some?

Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.

Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.

by LSDamn! January 4, 2011

Jonessa

Baddest girl alive. Absolutely stunning. Beautiful. Unbelievable body. Fatt asl ass. Perfect titties. You just wish you could fuck the shit outta this bitch. Your dick will be addicted to her.

Guy A: Yo that bitch bad af
Guy B: Yeah, a total Jonessa.

by Brandon26 May 25, 2019