Jessie Joint

A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.

King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?

Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.

King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.

by 72K Gold May 14, 2021

Flying Joint

When there is a lit joint in a group of three people or more and no one else can take a hit and the joint is left out in the air for anyone else to claim

I will take it if it’s a flying joint.

by $Margaret_Thatcher69420$ July 19, 2021

ghost_jinx0.2

the best partner in the world, someone that makes you happy even if your world is in ashes.

person 1: bro i just got a total ghost_jinx0.2 of a girlfriend.
person 2: omg i'm so happy for you!

by Atlas <3 February 1, 2022

Bitch Jinx

The Bitch Jinx, or Whiny Twat, is a Fantasy Football term when a participant routinely “cries” about their players’/teams’ low scoring efforts, before the match is complete. Only to then see those players/teams go on to blow up, leading to victory.

Dude was texting me mid way through the game congratulating me on my win against him. By the end of the game, he put up a two hundy spot on me. Total Bitch Jinx.

“Nice going, looks like you’re going to bury me this week. I hate fantasy football.”
“Don’t Whiny Twat me man. The game started five minutes ago!”

by Fred Football December 17, 2021

Poo Jinx

When two people who are both doing a shit are talking to one another, the last one to say "Poo Jinx" can't wipe until the other one says their name

Oh you're on the toilet? Poo Jinx! Now you can't wipe

by Runescaperunescaperunescapesli March 23, 2022

Ball Joint

A joint that was tucked between your balls.

Ie when you ride a bus to a subway station to a trolley to get to downtown Toronto , and the motherfucker pulls the joint out from between his balls and offers you a hit!!!

That fat motherfucking Roly poly Leonard tried to give me a ball joint!!

by JanenFinchOG April 17, 2022

ult.jinx

An amazing editor that should at least have 10000 followers on tiktok

Ult.jinx is the best editor I’ve seen

by ~Fw_ Parallel~ April 27, 2022