Jared

Jared bowling makes your bowling bawls cream. Super sessy when bowling.

Wow, have you bowled with Jared?! What a sessy man!

by crimsoku September 24, 2021

Jared

Typically white male, probably plays golf or tennis, and follows the outfit formula: T-shirt, shorts, Nike socks with white vans. A “Jared” is most likely an asshole who treats women like shit and says “oh shit my bad”

Person 1: oh my god why does he treat me like this
Person 2: because, he’s a “Jared”

by Solocupgirl December 9, 2019

jared vanvleet

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.

You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.

by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016

Jared

Absolute MOG (Man of God), absolute stud, Jared

Jared, what a MOG

by bubbachub297 April 27, 2023

Jared

A guy who likes daisy

Damn Jared likes daisy

by Eeqwsfew November 4, 2021

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

by Christophlak June 18, 2024

JARED

Gay

Jared is gay

by Neudjebfjs October 17, 2019