Sucking Candy

A small, round, hard candy that one must suck on to eat. This term is typically used by anyone over the age of 70.

Dang, my mouth is dry, I need a sucking candy.

by The Spoken Word Poet March 01, 2011

school sucks

why wouldnt it

school sucks
yes

by peenis is funny April 20, 2021

life sucks

In reviewing the general definitions given for this term
it could well be said that the word life, in the term
life sucks is an acronym meaning "losing in fucking
everything" !! Therefore, the addition of the term sucks
is appropriate!! So fuck it! Might as well laugh about
it!!

Person talking to a friend: "I just got my truck back from
the body shop and some asshole turned too soon and tore
my hood off AGAIN !! Man I can't win" !!!

Friend: "Yeah life sucks" !!!

by alaska trucker March 24, 2008

self-suck

auto fellatio; a male sucking or licking his own penis.

Chris Tanner thinks his self-suck ability may give him additional potential in the gay porn industry.

by Adam Clapp January 31, 2006

suck and duck

the act of avoiding someone who you gave a blow job.
similar to the fuck and duck.

Girl 1: Hey, didn't you blow that guy at my party last week?
Girl 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a suck and duck!

by Kendall Brooklyn June 15, 2008

suck the icicle

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.

by gnostic 1 February 01, 2013

suck and save

When old people suck on candy and save it for later

I only have one candy for the roadtrip, Time to suck and save

by Not The Real MOHAMED ALI April 20, 2017