cabbage patch tooth

its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage
That girl I was on a date with had the kiss of a cabbage patch tooth
by sharmeanie December 14, 2011
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Bean bags and Cabbage

The skanky, trashy appearance of the combination floppy, flat, flap-jack breasts and large, abused, wrinkled labia.
What kind of strip joint did you bring me to?! All I see is bean bags and cabbage!
by beaverpork August 21, 2011
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cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.
"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage- another word for a womens private parts. aka their vertical smile aka their snatch aka. vigina

this was used in south parks jersey shore episode
your garbage, your a muff cabbage or you smell like a muff cabbage
by crazyace October 16, 2010
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Skunk Cabbage

A word used to express sheer excitement for an event that often centers around something that is found to be chomedy. This word is always shouted, and the closing cabbage is always elongated.
Chris is driving by in his jeep, and he sees a man chasing after a squirrel that has the man's sandwich in its mouth. Chris unrolls his jeep window to yell Skunk Cabbage at the man and the squirrel.

Chris: SKUNK CABAAAAAAAAGE!!
by Kyle Ligenza March 01, 2008
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burled holiday cabbage

Eh, Steve! Git yo sassyfrass out my Burled holiday cabbage!
by JonathanChance July 20, 2004
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hot red cabbage

A sexual act in which a man and a woman have unprotected sex while she is on her period. The man ejaculates while inside her. She then squats over the man's erection and squeezes out the mixture of cum and menstrual fluid. Having coated the man's boner in such a manner, she then performs fellatio. The act resembles dining at a German restaurant where a bratwurst may be served with a warm red cabbage sauerkraut.
Screwing Sally on the rag made me nervous we would make a mess, but she just wanted some hot red cabbage and cleaned everything up.
by Rusty Bicycle October 09, 2009
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