noob tube

The noob tube is employed by noobs in the Modern Warfare series to clear out hostile infantry as a final stand.

The noob tube is a small tube attached to a weapon capable of firing 40mm explosive rounds. (Also 2 shot grenade launcher used in Left 4 Dead)

by thezambie March 01, 2017

Lube and Tube

A version of Netflix and Chill that you do alone. You basically masturbate to youtube videos.. if you're into that stuff. Usually made for people that are forever alone, like me.

Jake:So what were the results of netflix and chill?? :D
Tim:She broke up with me. So I did some Lube and Tube
Jake:Oh

by DerpMcStuffins March 14, 2016

groovy tube

slang used by hippies to refer to either
1. a dildo

2. a penis

EWWWWW i found your moms groovy tube!

hey baby, wanna have a suck on my groovy tube?

by DJ Squiggly December 05, 2007

you-tubing

The process in which a person spends a large length of time watching clips on you-tube. Usually, this is time that should be spending doing other things like homework.

Person one: "You get the math project done?"

Person two: "No, I was you-tubing most of the night."

by ladyvegas22 November 25, 2009

tube steak

Gay lingo for penis.

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

Noob Tube

Any explosive device that is mounted to the gun in a game.
Good for firing at multiple enemies coming around a corner.
Bad for firing at one guy who can be easily dispatched with one bullet.

"IT'S A TACTICAL ATTACHMENT!!!!!!!QUIT USING IT LIKE A NOOB TUBE!!!!"

by Gamer117 December 12, 2009

cock tube

When you see a slut with an adams apple... shes probably got a dick or hundreds down her cock tube before (air tube).

Billy: Wow robyn is such a slut.. Jack: yee but i'd stick my dick down her cock tube any day!

by joey hyucke March 08, 2008