Ibiza

A great island off the east coast of Spain.
Divided in towns, such as Ibiza ciudad, Santa Inés, San Josa, Santa Eulalia..
The best place to go to in the summer.
Ibiza has two sides:
-the great side: breathtaking beaches, countryside, mountains, bike rides, exclusive clubs, "casas payesas" (beautiful houses)
-the bad side: San Antonio. This town is full of the most "chavish" and cokney english crowd who party noisily in the streets. It is easy to avoid this side of Ibiza by going to the right places.

Ibiza is also full of celebrities. Legends like Mick Jagger and his whole family can be stumbled upon.

Blair: I went to Ibiza for the whole month of July, because its way too crowded in August. I had the time of my life!
Jess: Yeah, me and my family are going to go sailing round the Baleares this summer! It's going to be SO great!

by fromnh June 6, 2010

IBM

International Business Machines
I've Been Misled
Idiots Become Managers
I've Been Misinformed
I'm Being Mocked

"I've switched jobs 5 times since I started working for IBM, and now I have experience in food service, retail, water treatment and banking. Sadly, I haven't touched a PC in so long, I forgot what they look like."

by Plae Doe September 11, 2002

Ibis

A bird that doesn't fucking care about you or your picnic. They usally run straight to the smell of bin juice and fucks up your entire day

Damn that bird is a cunt
That must be an Ibis

by Soiriser November 18, 2018

G.I.B.

Google It Bitch!

I work at the help desk and morons call everyday with stupid questions. This is our new fix action: G.I.B.

Some jackass calls the help desk with a stupid question...you tell them you don't know the answer but they could G.I.B.

by D to the A to the V to the E March 15, 2005

ibadan

*third largest city in Nigeria
*very peaceful to live in
*a lot of zinc roofs in rural areas
*first university in nigeria is located here-university of Ibadan
* hometown of popular singer- sade adu
*popular areas in ibadan include old bodija, jericho, idi-ishin, iyaganku, ring-road

person 1: i live in Nigeria
person 2: what part of lagos do u live in
person 1: not all nigerians live in lagos you know, i live in IBADAN
person 2: im sorry for being ignorant. i hear its very nice over there
person1: you sure heard right!

by redvans December 30, 2009

iBrick

The term used to describe an unactivated iPhone, due to the fact this it is mainly a useless, shiny, brick-like device until you wait the 24+ hours for it to work.

I can't wait until I can use this iBrick for something other than holding loose papers from falling off my desk.

by YanaBanana August 1, 2007

IBSYA

Acronym for Imma Bitch Slap Yo' Ass. Generally used in situations wherein expressal of such feelings would be looked down upon, such as a school, in the workplace, or in public. Usually conveys truthful meaning, rather than just a joke.

Carolyn: WTF Rema?! Where is the work I asked for?!

Rema: Oh man, sorry, I was so shitfaced last night, I totally forgot to write that up.

Carolyn: IBSYA.

by Yttrim September 22, 2012