A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.
by Enigme December 1, 2021
Get the human selfmug. Someone who seems really clingy like gladwrap and tries to be friendly and won't leave someone alone when what they really want is to have sex with them or use them for sexual favours then stop talking to them altogether they try and act like a friend and go everywhere with them but what they really want is to get them in bed
Look at that guy at the party trying to be really friendly and always hanging around that girl he is basically human gladwrap
by Deano86t July 28, 2009
Get the Human Gladwrapmug. 
Get the human saucemug. When more than five people cuddle with the same blankets across all of them. This is usually during a cast party or hangout. Most times, there is no sexual relations during this cuddle and everybody is drunk or high. It is a sacred bond between friends.
Person 1: "Was the party crazy?"
Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
by truththebitch February 28, 2016
Get the Human Cuddlepedemug. The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.
My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021
Get the human sandpapermug. by people human May 21, 2018
Get the people humanmug. Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better
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Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium
We are better
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Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium
We are better
“amy is human premium because she has fought a teacher”
suany and natalie are human premium because there to funny and bark like dogs”
suany and natalie are human premium because there to funny and bark like dogs”
by humanpremiumcreators October 18, 2020
Get the Human Premiummug.