Hookering

The act of being a hooker; Selling your body for sexual favors.

Working the streets and/or a corner.

What Nick and Paco do In Walla Walla, Washington.

God, look at that person hookering that corner!

by Nikolaii November 17, 2009

Hookah Foul

When someone does something that disturbs a Hookah session.

Sam: I'll be right back *In his attempt to get out from behind the table he loses his balance and steps on the Hookah hose, pulling the Hookah over*

Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!

Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?

Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.

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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*

Lenny: Hookah foul.

Jack: *Stops* What?

Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.

Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?

Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.

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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*

Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.

Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?

Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.

by Dr. Hookah May 6, 2011

hookah

Hookah - hookah is a term used throughout New Zealand by hoodrats and horis. Hookah is another word for a fight/scrap and is used to settle people's differences.

Person 1 "oi cunt heard you rushed the bro"
person 2 "jak cun wasnt even me"
person 1 "jak thats us having a hookah right now ko"

by TheFarkenUce October 13, 2020

Dustin hook

Pittsburgh Native and formerly of "Transition", Dustin Hook is the newly added bassist to the band "My American Heart".

Lauren: Did you see Dustin Hooks new myspace picture?
Jillian: Um... duh! He looks gorgeous!

Dustin Hook : My American Heart :: Justin Timberlake : N*sync

by ilovedustin August 28, 2008

Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.

I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...

by Pitviper May 28, 2012

Swedish hooker breakfast

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

by Cryzak October 13, 2013

Cock Face Hooker

One who gets paid to have someone smack them in the face with a cock.

I seen Melissa last week, she's a cock face hooker.

by Melissa's mom March 10, 2010