jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 8, 2010

sky hook

A very rare soccer maneuver in which a goal is scored directly on a corner kick without any other player touching the ball.

Sukru Gulesin, a Turkish professional soccer player who also played for two Italian clubs, scored on 32 sky hooks in his career, more than any other player before or since.

by Guayaquil April 24, 2018

Dick Hooked

After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.

Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.

by kulatto February 10, 2020

Harry Hook

A really hot dude with eyeliner in Descendants 2+3

NB Person: Bro I stayed up all night reading a Harry Hook about a girl who is the daughter of Elsa and Jack Frost and Harry Hook is her should mate, its called Frozen by theclockworkghost on Wattpad
Genderfluid: Thanks I was looking for a new one

by Gayforfictionalfolk December 25, 2021

By hook or by crook

Pulling a Howard and getting it done.

"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !

by T-Dawg007 January 15, 2022

Hook House

A Hook House is an establishment of ill repute, or brothel.

"Boy, that lady's attire is worthy of a Hook House."

by Dkfgncdks December 13, 2021

Fish Hook

It's like a right hook or a left hook, but performed with a limp open hand.

Can be improved if the hand is covered in something vile. Ex. Shit, semen ect.

Tyler hit me with the nastiest fish hook I've ever seen

by Dannyerboi August 2, 2021