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rusty hooker 

A hooker whos legs are so tired from fucking that they move as if they are starting to rust
I tried to spead that hookers legs like nothing but i guess she was a rusty hooker
rusty hooker by Illiteratedylan March 10, 2018

dead hooker capacity 

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged
This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

The hooker no looker 

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan
Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker

Booger Hooker 

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.
Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.

Jasmine Hooker

A very nice girl who is obsessed with Totoro. Wont get off her phone and loves tik tok dances. Gets mad sometimes but it doesnt matter. Great at everything such as math and piano. Get to meet a Jasmine Hooker and your life will be 10x better
Jasmine Hooker by hewwokittyX3 February 20, 2020

Knotty Hooker 

Someone who crochets
Jenny is a knotty Hooker, she will crochet anywhere.