Heff

adj. Like that sassy middle aged woman who doesn’t have to care anymore. She just became CEO after working her butt off and she deserves to wear as much lipstick as she wants.

Person 1: My mom wore a Gucci belt over her Saver’s sun dress when she signed the divorce papers
Person 2: She’s so heff.

by Top20_countrysongs January 20, 2026

Hefty quief

When you go to remove the trash bag from the can and it expels a pungent odor.

I went to pick up and tie the trash bag and it gave me a Hefty quief in my face.

by Barkovi January 31, 2026

Hefty

To be of such stature that is powerful and strong but not necessarily oversized.

Check them out, they look hefty

by J.E.Nic February 6, 2026

heffa

a mean, fat person that clearly doesn't look in the mirror enough.

landon- "you're so ugly ha-ha!"
me- "shut the fuck up heffa, I'm going to throat you cunt."

by sh... September 8, 2025

heffa

my worst enemy when she looks in the mirror.

"heffa"
"im not your mirror girl."

by sh... September 8, 2025

hefty smelly clog

A cheap shoe with a thick platform, worn as a part of a school uniform. They can be sold for thousands of pounds.

Someone stole my hefty smelly clog, I hope they don't put it on vinted!

by Mae Dreams December 22, 2025

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007