green hat squad

A squad of gay chinese hill billy cunts that have sketchy names, wear green hats and gang up to anal rape male children/adults.

Mr. Willams : hey sonny boy.

Little johnny : Help
Mr. Willams : *whisles*
* green hat squad comes out bushes, trees and garbage cans*
Little johnny: HELP!!!

by Green hat squad May 16, 2016

Ballsack Hat

The act of a human male stretching his scrotum over another persons head

Jack Hawkins has a ballsack hat

by The MAINGUY February 16, 2017

Fart Hat

The act of farting on top of a persons head.

My boyfriends bald head was cold so I spread my butt cheeks apart, sat on his head, and gave him a fart hat.

by Fart Hat October 11, 2018

My Hat Fell Off

When you see something very attractive; when you see something shocking

*Cute person walks by*
Me: Oh my gosh, my hat fell off!

by rillill November 1, 2018

i hat you

to put a hat on someone

jolene says "i hat you faisal"

by jorge6969 March 2, 2021

Aretha's Hat

A sudden, very public, widely televised fashion statement by a famous person which generates immediate buzz.

OMG! Did you see the Azerbaijan Winter Olympics team? Their pants are so Aretha's Hat!

by Cazimi105 February 12, 2010

commodore's hat

1. a head covering worn by a senior naval officer

2. a circular patch of pubic hair, normally on a male.

Man, keeping my commodore's hat trimmed is way more work than touching up my soul patch.

by George Formby September 29, 2011