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Hat Spat

A chap shap in Carrick where you can get a big feed for fook all, although it used to be cheaper when Maccers was getting his chicken fillet burger out of it every day when we were wee, and his head was so greasy it looked like he'd sprung a leak.

The Hat Spat sells fash suppers, sassij suppers, qwarter pounders, chacken fallat burgers, and pink pasties. Pink pasties are fookin blindin'. The onion rangs are good too, but they'll give you a greasy arse. The chaps are cooked in beef dripping and are the best chaps in the world, full stap.
I'm heading down the Hat Spat. I'm busting for a pasty supper. No, make it a pasty bap supper and givvus another chap, and throw a wee battered sassij on thur too. Im fuckin Hank Marvin.
by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
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Third Hat

Having lots of background experience in a particular subject. Usually a term abused by ignorant and cocky fucktards.
As faggot ass Moy says:

"You gotta know your networking, how to hump a telephone pole, and feed a fish to a walrus... All I'm saying is that you have to wear your Third Hat... and I know you kids these days just don't have it."

"My son is a straight-A student in Notre Dame, he really flashes his third hat man."

"I think my cock is big because I'm wearing my Third Hat."

"Moy is a faggot."
by Negger March 5, 2004
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Bowler Hatting

Ramming a mega dildo or fat cock at an angle up the wrongun of a woman so that a domed prolapse appears out of her clunge. This bordered by the piss flaps gives the appearance of a bowler hat.
Last night I caught my missis with her legs thrown over the back of her neck with a rolling pin up her ass bowler hatting in front of a mirror.
by scruffystuff September 21, 2011
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hat hole

"Stop being such a hat hole, Victor"
by lsaero August 4, 2005
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Bum Hatting

To "bum hat" is to refer, promote or summarise oneself needlessly. This is mostly done by television where large proportions of low quality programmes will summarise and re-summarise what has happened previously before showing highlights of what is coming up. Thus a large proportion of the show will be full of "bum hatting".

Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.

Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.
"I like watching 'The Biggest Loser' but the amount of bum hatting is intolerable".

"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"
by mokershipping March 19, 2011
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penguin hat

a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.
by oauihasdvsuhd; March 1, 2011
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Mario Hat

A red dodge magnum. The shape and color of this model resemble the shape and color of the hat of the famous italian plumber, Mario.
Look, that dude is driving a mario hat.
Mario is wearing a dodge magnum.
by bigdaddy2047 April 16, 2008
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