happiest place on earth

A term to used to replace strip club or no no bar to decieve one's wife or girlfriend.

"I will meet you at the happiest place on earth at 10 PM."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

what is box happening?

What the fuck is going on!?

Kid tripping on DXM goes to the Science Museum. Upon entering the building exclaims, "WHAT IS BOX HAPPENING?"

by Sophomorical June 14, 2008

Whats happening?

You asking it, so you know whats going on with the other person.

For instance: "whats happening?"

"Shit, nutting man, keeping it real, popping that shit".

by thekingk October 11, 2009

HapPenis

To make a smile shape with one's penis on another's face.

As Justin slept after a solid rogering, Shaun placed his flaccid penis on Justin's mouth and made the shape of a smile. He took a photo of this to show Justin the HapPenis when we awoke.

by Antrobus June 3, 2016

Strip Happens

When you go to a strip club hoping to spend some time with your favorite dancer, only to find out that she isn't working that night.

"I drove all the way across town so I could get a lap dance from Liz, but when I got to the club the bouncer told me that she had the night off. Oh well, strip happens."

by You Can't Kill the Metal January 26, 2007

See what happens!

1)A phrase usually yelled at small children by a man who’s just released some bottled up aggression with a short length of merbau decking.

2)It can be used as a warning.

3)Also it can be used to express a lack of fucks to give.

1)“See what happens when you let your dog out!”
2) “Let that dog into my yard one more fuckin time and you’ll see what happens!”
3)“Concerned citizen: “yo Mark, do you think that dog will recover from its broken leg or need to be put down?”

Mark: “eh, see what happens”

by SkeetRook May 30, 2018

happenschance

it happens by chance some dictionaries list happenchance, but don't define it except as "noun"...too obvious?

suddenly surrounded with hundreds of little fish... irredescent blue bodies...black pupils eyeing me...suspended in thoughless time...
an extended moment...
through total happenschance (is that a word?)

by StefanOnKauai September 16, 2007