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Hand-cano

The act of male masterbation, in which the semen flows like goo out of the tip, thus making it appear as if a volcano erupted onto ones hand. Can also be used as an insult.
"Man, I was tugging one out last night when to my demise, it ended in a hand-cano!"

Insult: " Oh man that kid Tyler? He can go hand-cano himself he's a real bitch."
by DrTeabagPHD September 19, 2010
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Hand brake

In football, play less than to one's potential, due to self inflicted obstacles. Be less free and flowing than usual, due to some psychological block.
Term introduced, and used constantly, by Arsenal's manager Arsene Wenger (who also introduced several other terms, as "footballistically", and others.
"I believe in the first half we were not sharp enough, we played a lil bit wiz de hand brake, and we didn't create many chances".
by yuviken February 22, 2013
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Hand Pies

To roll up semen and feces for skat edible play.
by marcopollo May 12, 2015
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hand drawn

A drawing or image that was created completely by hand, usually excluding any art using bases. A hand drawn piece of art can be anything varying to small scribbles of your favorite flower to large masterpieces like the Mona Lisa.
"Is that a piece of your hand drawn art?"
by Stark&Damian June 24, 2016
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Hand-boned

Getting boned by your hand, or another persons hand
Nate was totally getting hand-boned last night
by Snickelfritz69 June 17, 2017
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hand fairy

a baseball or basketball jock that loves man-loving. They particularly like to catch balls and throw their balls at other men. They will never let go of someone's balls before throughly fondling it. They like to get naked and have butt sex in the locker room and showers. They love to use their hands to stroke the balls of the other jocks. They are the type of men who refuse to have a girls' sports team because they would have less room for gay sex with other ass-obsessed jocks. They also refuse to wear a uniform that does not immediately communicate to everyone what a flamer they are. They can usually be seen touching each other's asses before any game starts to show each other the butt-loving commitment they make to each other.
Guy: Look at that hand fairy. He loves to feel that jock's balls.
Dude: I know. He can't keep his hands off those balls.
by Tank6 June 16, 2008
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hand pudding

the art of eating, with a spoon, the sticky, thick substance left in your (or a friend's)hand after male ejaculation.
after andrew came, mitchell used a plastic spoon and enjoyed his hand pudding.
by sloppi papi April 11, 2009
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