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Hand-cano 

The act of male masterbation, in which the semen flows like goo out of the tip, thus making it appear as if a volcano erupted onto ones hand. Can also be used as an insult.
"Man, I was tugging one out last night when to my demise, it ended in a hand-cano!"

Insult: " Oh man that kid Tyler? He can go hand-cano himself he's a real bitch."
Hand-cano by DrTeabagPHD September 19, 2010
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hand canon 

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.
That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!
hand canon by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Hand-job Canopy 

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.
I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!
Hand-job Canopy by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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