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headbanger hair

Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.
Examples of Headbanger Hair

Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot
by Biofreezedog July 14, 2014
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Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.
Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014
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Peanut hairs

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs
by Conklol August 3, 2013
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Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018
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hair hickey

a rubber band that can be colorful but holds your hair up off your shoulders
by hibyegottablast August 5, 2016
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Emo hair

How most people call the hairstyle which is common in the emo and scene subculture. It's usually kind of spiky and covers one or both eyes, but there are many different variations of the hairstyle. Often the hair is dyed (most of the time it's either black or very bright colors).
The style was very popular a few years ago but many people still wear it today. If done right it looks really attractive.
"Hey, what do you think of you my new haircut?"

"Kind of looks like Emo hair ."
by You_are_the_one_who_asked November 16, 2020
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Book Hair

Hair that is parted and folds over like an open book.
Wow Drew has some interesting book hair
by horsegirl1223 January 30, 2019
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