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Gym Cockroach

A Fitness Trainee, who worships the Gym as the Holy Temple of Growth, who Voluntarily Reracks all the weights & plates left over by someone else. The Holy Temple of Growth gives us Mortal Trainees Strength, Toughness, Health and Muscles. It doesn't deserve to be Profaned with Messy Gear.
They couldn't help but do something about all those weights left around, so they decided to take the role of Gym Cockroaches and voluntarily rerack the weights.
by Nightmare Nemesis August 7, 2024
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Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.
Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023
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Gym Shoe

A name for a disliked person or person who is doing or saying something that one does not like.
“Hold up gym shoe, who are you talking to like that?”

“Gym shoe, talking out the side of his neck.”
by P14mama February 15, 2023
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cancel gyms

A term used by 300-pound individuals who claim they are "healthy fat people", who think gyms are fatphobic. In reality, they just use it as an excuse to eat Nikocado-tier Mukbangs every day.
Me: Man I want an 8-pack.
Fat girl: Omg, I can't believe it, cancel gyms!
by Deadboydoor517 February 18, 2023
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Gym Teacher

The act of stimulating the entrance to one’s anal cavity with an ice cube while receiving fellatio by a woman in front of your friends.
“Yo, boys, I heard Will got the full Gym Teacher treatment the other day.”
by colallanwill September 25, 2025
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Gym testosterone

"Real" gym testosterone that males have and use in an actual gym, compared to fake testosterone promoted in political ads featuring masculine liberals.
Since I'm not a masculine liberal, I have actual gym testosterone.
by Sexydimma November 27, 2025
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Gym

A former Jim, or James. Can usually be found under a desk, in a cheap hotel lobby, or kissing the asses of people dumber than him only to make him look better. Well known in the fashion world for wearing hunting shirts with shoulder pads without ever owning a gun, or tucking a flannel shirt into their pants and still leaving asscrack visible.
That that dude at the bookstore is totally gym
by Vivaelgrande December 5, 2025
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